Whoah
Friday, November 18th, 2005I’m used to certain things in my life… The sky is (generally) blue during the daylight hours… The moon orbits our planet and looks really pretty… Feet stink… Rainbows look like heaven threw up a Care Bears™ full length animated movie…
Wait a second… Feet stink… Why is this bothering me today? Yesterday I went over to Julie’s to cut down the redbud in their front yard. It was sickly and in need of a coup de grĂ¢ce. I happily obliged. What I apparently failed to realize is that when I sweat, a lot of it comes out of my feet. My socks absorb it, but also pass it along to my friends, The Shooz.
The Shooz and I have never been on very good terms. Lately I find that being near them for too long leads to tears. Accordingly, I’ve taken to leaving them outside or, on occasion, washing them in the Maytag. The good news is that they become clean. The bad news is that, even clean, they stink.
Today the smell keeps coming at me in waves here in my cubicle. I don’t envy anyone around me and I’m thinking I should go home if only to put everyone else out of my misery.