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I always harbored the belief that there is a limit to bad smells. At some point, either it just can’t smell worse, or my nose becomes desensitized. I was wrong.

The men’s bathroom downstairs here at work has risen to new levels of stankitude.

I wish it were because someone ate too much cheese. I’m pretty sure that the rain is forcing smells out of the earth below us and into our delicately decorated bathroom.

Must… scrub… sinus… cavity…